Chapter 6 : The bible verse of the sword

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Jesus spreading the swords (based on: Oath of the Horatii, Jacques-Louis David)

(Matthew 10:34-36)

Do not think that I came to spread peace on the earth. I came not to spread peace, but the sword. Continue reading

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Chapter 7 : Thou shalt steal

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Based on “Dulle Griet”, Pieter Breughel the elder, 1562

(Matthew 19:16 – 19)

When Jesus finished speaking he left Galilee and went to the region of Judea beyond the Jordan. Large crowds followed him, and he healed those who were sick there.

A man came to Jesus and asked him, “Teacher, what good do I need to do to get eternal life?”

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Chapter 10: Divorce, divorce, divorce

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These ladies show no respect for the Updated Gospel… they are Christophobes! (From: the 2017 banning of triple Talaq in India)

(Matthew 19:1 -14)

When Jesus finished speaking he left Galilee and went to the region of Judea beyond the Jordan. Large crowds followed him, and he healed those who were sick there with camel urine (!) 158.

Some Pharisees came to put him to the test. “Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any reason?” they asked.

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Chapter 11 : Let the children come to me

 

If the Updated Jesus did it, it can’t be bad right? (from: national geographic documentary on child brides)

(Matthew 19:1 -14)

The people brought little children to him so he could bless them and pray for them, but the disciples told the people off.

But Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me—don’t stop them. The kingdom of heaven belongs to them! We will send them to religious schools to instill in them a lust for the Holy War! But not the girls of course, because they lack intelligence.139

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Chapter 12 : Homosexuality

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Execution of a gay man in Iran. (note: I gave one of the guards a pussy hat: let us never forget the hypocrisy of the feminist – LGBT – islamism alliance.)

(Matthew 19:4 -6)

And the next day, Jesus continued his lessons:

“And as for the sodomisers: when I say “man unites with his wife”, that is what I mean. Literally. No other unions are allowed. Those who practice their lusts on men in preference to women: they are surely a people transgressing beyond bounds.58 They commit an abomination such as no creature ever did before them.59

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